Keith Donnelly

Some quantum physics theories suggest that when an audience is not directly observing Keith Donnelly, he may cease to exist, or exist only in a vague and indeterminate state. According to “Chaos Theory”, any Keith Donnelly gig will be!

Keith Donnelly has been known to warp space and time at his gigs (note to comperes – not at Fylde!) If he falls over in the middle of a gig, and there’s no audience to hear him, how do we know if he will make a sound? Keith wants to assure his audience that he isn’t at all sure about the Uncertainty Principle.

Any performance by Keith Donnelly will significantly increase the amount of disorder in the cosmos. Although no liability is implied herein, the audience is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the Heat-Death of the Universe.